apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top

william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body

by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019

dirty apple juice

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.

Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.

by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 10, 2009

apple juice hoe

Another name for the ironic character called Dave Strider from the comic, Homestuck

dave strider is such an apple juice hoe.

by tricksterTime April 13, 2019

Cookies & Apple Juice

Pussy and pussy juice

made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)

Song : Cookies & Apple Juice - Cam'ron

Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.

guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.

by wrekkless May 19, 2009

apple juice trick

Use this trick when a bitch has some nose hair ticklin pussy smell.

First you gotta take some apple juice from your mom's fridge. Then you hold that bitch upside down. Open those pussy lips and pour it everywhere like gravy on mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving day. Once you got it in you can carry on eating that bitch out.
You're welcome

"Aye bro I heard that chick will leave you with bad taint".
"Nah bruh its good, I used the apple juice trick"

by Juanstan November 27, 2018

Hehe Apple Juice

Something a retard named Vinny Bulldick says anytime someone burps. (Tourette's Syndrome)

Person : *Burp*
Vinny Bulldick : Hehe Apple Juice

by KursedTheGod March 31, 2020