ALESSIO

Alessio is the typical name for an Italian ancient god. He can be weird at times and super funny the moment after. He seems like a normal god at first but once you start to knowing him you’ll understand the obscure world inside him. He is a psychopath, don’t get yourself caught with the girl he likes or he will torment you with an axe.

X: Did you see Sarah?
Y: Yes, she is with someone else!
X: I’m gonna go Alessio…

by GodNya September 7, 2022

Alessio

This man has tossed the most salads and ate the most boxes in history(more than Johnny Sins). Some of his clients are Overtime Megan, Abella Danger, Lana Rhoades, and obviously, himself.

Joann: did you see that alessio?
Angie: i heard he was a beast!

by BallsSwanginPussyDrippin69 April 28, 2023

Alessio

A dude who is stoned af all the time. High off of his keister. In the clouds. Anywhere that's not earth. Most bent straight guy you'll ever meet. Pretty cool but probably is an emo softie with hidden problems and insecurities on the inside. Gets no bitches. No ladies. He's super sweet but falls in love easy. Lost emotions. May or may not have 5 pounds in his car. Manwhore.

Me: damn, He's high again.
somone: who?
me: alessio

by iAngelbuns July 22, 2022

Alessio

The Rat King

Alessio.....

by The annihalotor February 21, 2024

Alessio

To see how many people searched my name

Hi my name is alessio and I’m going to share my sport today my is wrestling

by Lack …….. ,Nj’k May 19, 2022

Alessio cerroni

A fucking douchebag without emotions and unable to feel happyness

Sam: Alessio cerroni is a fucking asshole

by ColorsOfMind February 10, 2018

Alessio varazza

Some gay kids, that are more tall but live big cock and have short cock. He some time love lgbt trans and bisexual power. It's like superman but with gay power.

Alessio varazza fa schifo in chimica

by Iltuoamore November 21, 2021