alcostalic

A person who just doesn't want to leave the bar and will give any excuse to stay until last call.

She just won't leave the bar cause she's an alcostalic

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

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You have literally no life. You're me.

You're such a alzmskxndjcbfhvgtyrueiwoqp.

by YoNoobYeahya January 10, 2022

Alcis

Darling of my heart. The best person to walk this earth. If you have an Alcis in your life either you’ve done something right or they picked you up by the scruff of the neck from a trash can. When an Alcis walks into your life never let them go. They are the most sweet, honest, caring, considerate, loving people you will ever be graced to meet. Alcis’ are blessings.

You: Who’s Alcis?
Me: Someone your lucky to have even been acknowledged by.

by LoonyLuno April 20, 2022

alcosexual

A man who is attracted to beer over women. It's a growing trend over the repetitive use of the idea in American beer ads.

Girl 1: Kelsie, help...
Girl 2: What's wrong?
Girl 1: They guy you hooked me up with, turns out he's pretty weird.
Girl 2: Is he a homosexual?
Girl 1: Worse. An alcosexual.

by Smart American Male June 6, 2010

Alcos

Alcuin bar at York Uni. No one goes, but it's full of alchos.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Alcoside

The complete disregard of many years of common sense regarding Drinking And Driving resulting in the suicide of many youth and stupid persons.

Did you hear about those kids that swerved into oncoming traffic and where killed in that car crash?
Of course, They committed Alcoside

by Mushroom Management. April 26, 2010

almsot

It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:

1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"

2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"

Two is the lesser used version.

"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"

or

"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"

by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008