on a stretcher

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.

“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher”

by imathottie February 21, 2019

half a stretch away

The distance of onehalf of a city block.

yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!

by William Warney July 7, 2009

end up in a stretcher

when you get beat the fuck up

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher

by notarealnigga December 20, 2018

Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

A Streetsville 10

When a girl is given a 10 in Streetsville, but anywhere else is only a 6 or 7. This is because Streetsville doesn't have anything ranging from 8-10.

"Hey man, what do you think of Louise?"
"Bro, she's definitely a Streetsville 10."

by AutismoTheGrande September 17, 2019

A stretch

Doing a drug deal

I just come back from a stretch

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

Havin' a stretch

To have a physical altercation

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"

by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016