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sex on a stick

A very sexy person, someone you want to screw right away if you weren't in public and out of their league.
Mmmmm, that guy is so sex on a stick! I just want to rip his clothes off and ride him like a cowgirl...
by Kenari Marks November 21, 2004
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Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
by RJ August 1, 2004
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brain on a stick

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.
by billg September 11, 2005
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moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.
Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!
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buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase
"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby
by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016
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boobs on a stick

A very skinny girl with big ass titaes.
A rare kind of girl who usually uses her monster boobs and lean body to whore massive multitudes of guys.
by white foolio November 3, 2004
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Apple On A Stick

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.
by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020
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