filmed with a potato

Very bad quality. Usually said when the viewer sees something 32-bit or lower. (i guess)

Person 1: Hey, man! Watch this video!
*video plays*
Person 2: That looks like it was filmed with a potato.

by Dat256Guy July 11, 2015

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

feel like a potato

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

by Flemelem January 27, 2021

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.

Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

IM A POTATO

IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO IM A POTATO

IN A LITTLE POTATO WORLD(:

Joey: IM A POTATO!

Hannah: No, IM A BOSS POTATO AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! GO POTATOS!!!!!!!

by IM A POTATOOOOO March 28, 2019

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008