At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

A Cougar Ate My Baby

is when your child has relations with an older woman(aka cougar).

women 1- I saw your son making out with an older woman.
women 2- oh no a cougar ate my baby!!!

by susan6 June 20, 2011

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin May 21, 2011

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

my nans a fridge

A term used when your not having a good day.

My nans a fridge yo. I got a an f on my maths test.

by Batty man123 July 4, 2017

Shawty's like a melody in my head

that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday

Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"

by MaximusIsHereNow August 23, 2020

A roach in my room

*points to Orochimaru* a RoAcH iN mY rOoM

Orochimaru=a roach in my room

by Whatsername.- January 3, 2020