make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004

A burger and a grape snow cone

A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).

Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.

by NowYouKnowBruh March 4, 2021

a wheeze and a gasp

When you laugh so much that you are left on the floor practically wheezing and gasping.

Millarhews began wheezing and gasping at unprecedented levels

OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"

PJM - "unfortunately yes"

by millarhews March 14, 2020

shunt and a grunt

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.

Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.

by very_ape January 22, 2006

A Piss and a good look around

Also known as "Dingo's Breakfast" - lit. not eating breakfast

I woke up at this mingers house, had a piss and a good look around, then came straight to work.

by Gcam July 5, 2006

Burger and a grape snow cone

A handjob given out of pity when a girl rejects your offer for sex.

Nick: Did you and that girl hook up last night?

Josh: Nah, she wasn’t feeling it. I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.

by Alan Jaxsun July 1, 2020