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National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.
A Steven Segal by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005

do a steve

To be a lazy bastard,
not to go to college,
sit at home and play the Xbox.
do a steve by Kyle Fleming April 29, 2005

Pulling a Steve

Taking credit for someone else's idea or work.
When your boss takes credit for your work

"i can't believe he stole my idea."

"yep, he is pulling a steve."

A Steve Jobs

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.
Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five

Doing a Steve Smith

Embarrassing and disgracing your entire Country In the highest sporting office in the land by unsuccessfully cheat and get caught
Oh bro I can’t believe you got caught doing a Steve Smith on Australia in South Africa