A hot mess

Semen

I blew a hot mess on her face.

by GemmeOuttaHere December 8, 2018

A hot mess

Usually the result of a hangover, a hot mess can be described as the diahrea or abnormal bowel movements you have the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

"Where's chris?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom makin' a hot mess"

by james613 November 18, 2005

a whole mess

a shit ton

"kim kardashian has a whole mess of utz and booty meat..."

by carofinescallop February 25, 2015

mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)

Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig

by hellgracer November 23, 2018

mess of a man

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy

that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man

by David Simpson September 29, 2005

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

mess in a dress

a tranny wearing a prom dress at the mall; looking like shit when u go to the club; being a slut

Gurl y r u wearing old navy thongs to the club?!!?! ur a mess in a dress!

by Waltizzle!!! April 8, 2010