Pulled A Jeff

To leave a party/club/pub early without for no reason without notifying your friends. Often this occurs when you have consumed more alcohol than you can handle

I pulled a jeff last night. I left the club at 11 o'clock

by Shaun Jeffree April 10, 2007

Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit

Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

My name a Jeff

dead meme.

Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*

by TheAllKnowingBeings May 6, 2018

change in a jefferson

to take a poop- as in a number two as jefferson is on the two

oh man it gotta change in a jefferson so bad i think im touching cloth

by hoofio January 19, 2007

Doing a Jeff

The act of smoking a bowl of sticky and a Marboro Black Non-menthol in unison.

"hey man, my lungs hurt from doing a jeff."

by frugalgoogler December 31, 2020

A wicked Jeff

A wicked Jeff occurs when you have to poop so bad you end up reenacting the bathroom scene from the movie ”Dumb and Dumber”

I ate some bad tacos and now I have to drop A wicked Jeff.

by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019

Jeff is a clown

Stop being a clown like really you are the biggest clown around

Jeff really stop it makes me wanna die.Jeff is a clown.Not only a clown but like the biggest one.FUUUUUUUK

by I fucking hate Jeffery July 11, 2019