A Carlton

A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.

Hey, Don't Be A Carlton

by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015

A Carlos Lerma Film

The first four words you'll always see before a film written and directed by Carlos Lerma. It's impossible to start the film without them. It's kind of like wanting to start a car without having the keys—impossible.

Monster: What are we watching tonight?
Firefly: A Carlos Lerma Film, shut up and sit down.

by swtffdua July 7, 2023

A Carly

A Carly is someone who does everything—runs businesses, keeps kids alive, volunteers, creates, fixes problems—while downplaying it like it’s no big deal… and then quietly collapses later in the day with coffee (or sarcasm).

Vibe check
Hyper-capable
Overcommitted
Creative + practical
Carries the emotional labor
Says “it’s fine” when it is absolutely not fine
Low tolerance for nonsense, high tolerance for chaos

Carly energy: when you’re exhausted but still show up looking put together and solving everyone’s problems.

“She organized the fundraiser, fixed the website, AND baked cookies? That’s a total Carly move.”

“I tried to relax today but ended up being a Carly about it.”

by Cluckclucklynn January 28, 2026

Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

pulling a carlos

pulling a carlos is when a someone riding a public bus gets off to let other people off and then finds the door shut, resulting in them having to run to the next stop so that they may get back on the bus

"omg dude, did you see sara pulling a carlos?"

"yeah, man, it was hilarious"

by sarajoncena November 29, 2017

Pulling a carlos

Doing something for a loved one that makes every other man in the room look bad.

Yeah he stood barefoot in the snow fot 6 minutes to give her towel. He's just pulling a carlos!

by Anonymous6824 April 4, 2022