Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

The Bruce Willis

The act of putting one's bald head into a women vagina/pussy.

Coined by The Glory Hole podcast on www.Riotcast.com

A sexual act of a guy, that is bald, putting his whole head into a womens pussy. this is called The Bruce Willis, as told by The Glory Hole podcast on episode 079 on www.riotcast.com

by GloryHolePodcast June 15, 2012

Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.

Moggy looks like Bruce Willis

by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022

BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by

Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is an american actor

Wow that movie was great'
yeah it had Bruce Willis in the lead role

by Olfie October 9, 2019

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025