Rougher than a badger's foreskin 

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.

Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!

Rougher than a badger's foreskin by J-Doggster March 13, 2011

killed a badger 

To pass gas or or other wise shit your pants.
To clear a room or vechile.
To end a dive suddenly.

Smells like he killed a badger.
Had to pull over a get out of the car, because Matt KILLED A BADGER.
Look someone killed a badger in there drysuit under wear and left it on the shore.

killed a badger by TFT1974 March 30, 2007

Beat a badger with A penis 

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

Beat a badger with A penis by Potatomans October 4, 2017

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad 

THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED

Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad by Cock boi 911 March 13, 2018

a badger nope 

When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.

Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.

a badger nope by SootRat February 16, 2021

a badgers brush 

an unexpected brown undercarriage in an abundance of grey matter... or an solitary grey pubic hair in a large pattern of burgundy matter.

Yo.. that bitch had a badgers brush! Brush Bitch

a badgers brush by Ben and Cal December 13, 2010

A Badger's Chance 

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

A Badger's Chance by Omendob March 8, 2021