March 16

Lips Appreciation Day!

"Bro did u even use lip balm today"
"Nah,y should I?"
"It's March 16th"
"Ahhh shit"

by Sw4ghett1 December 03, 2022

March 16

people who are born are this day are usally very pretty and smart. They are pushin p and very cool.

oh shes is sooooooo cool, she must have been born on March 16.

by pushinPforreal June 02, 2022

March 16

the day most of us went into quarantine

Dude 1: yo when did u start quarantine?
Me: March 16

by Short Chick Big Heart March 17, 2021

March 16

Listen To Muslims Day!!!!

It Might Be a Good Day.

Right?

Christian: I am Not Going To Listen To You.
Muslim: Its March 16.
Christian: ....
Muslim: Ok First Things First.

by Musa pro noob November 01, 2021

march 16

The day god decided to make the worst people ever

Girl 1: that girl is SO rude as selfish i hate her!
Girl 2: it’s because she was born on march 16th
Girl 1: ö... that makes total sense now!

by hehe i hate you :) March 15, 2020

March 16

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.

"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"

by 2482dghfg4 March 06, 2022

March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day

boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck

by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022