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1/3 rule

The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.

This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .
Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.

tarinbutler3002@yahoo.com
by eat cock-Oh we totally DO October 16, 2010
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1-3-37

January 3rd, 1937, the most l33t day in history EVER.
"I wish I was born on 1-3-37, so I could've been born to be l33t."
"Your mom is a 1-3-37 baby, is she l33t at sex?" (Never say the 2nd example, lol)
by David777 November 4, 2008
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Naked Gun 33 1/3

A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-

Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.

Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.

Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.
by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022
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1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican

It's a new-fresh way of thinking. Socially liberal, socially pissed-off, and fiscally conservative. F*ck off, but I love you, and I want government out of our lives as much as possible.
I'm the New Republican. That's how I doos it, in three parts; 1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican.
by MPCopeland June 18, 2011
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1.3 patch

The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.
"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"
by Wasder August 10, 2006
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2-1-3

Two Definitions:

East Coast: A shitty game played with darts

West Coast: A gang call/sign from the Pirus Road Bloods (east side Compton turf). The sign can be made either vocally or with the hands. 2-1-3 is the Compton area code.
East Coast: U wanna play 2-1-3?

West Coast: Oh, shit, nigga, 2-1-3!
by Zuke December 1, 2006
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1 (4|\| $|?34|( 1|\| 1337 1|\/| _||_|$7 74|-|7 |?P\0

A common sentence from the language of 1337.
It says: I can speak in leet im just that pro.
Used by n00bs who want to show off their "1337ness"
n00b: 1 4|\/| 1337
someone: What?...
n00b: 1 (4|\| $|?34|( 1|\| 1337 1|\/| _||_|$7 74|-|7 |?P\0
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