White trash hill billy adults who yell "whoop whoop" at each other while splashing grape Faygo on each other's clown makeup. Whoever buys more expensive or rare ICP merchandise is the bigger Juggalo. The quest to becoming the greatest Juggalo ever is by buying as much ICP merchandise and Psychopathic Records merchandise as you can.
Only once you buy 10,000 dollars worth of Juggalo merchandise, can you be considered a true Juggalo.
Only once you buy 10,000 dollars worth of Juggalo merchandise, can you be considered a true Juggalo.
"I bought a half drunken bottle of grape Faygo that Violent J drank out of in 1998 off of Ebay therefore I am a true Juggalo."
by boozec April 11, 2010
Actually a juggalowlife, they always say MMFCL, which stands for more mother fuckin clown losers. a juggalo will have nothing but ICP for there wardrobe and will usually practice poor hygiene and grammar. any penny they make goes to ICP merch. They never heard of any other bands or music outside of ICP. they believe anything the gay twins will say from the band. Juggalowlifes will make the most stupid remarks to what you have to say and will always think ICP is the best and would die for them.
by patar fwee fwee August 30, 2009
ICP fankids who have smoked themselves stupid and who can't tell the difference between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
The Psychopathic man is holding a MEAT CLEAVER. Clearly.
The Psychopathic man is holding a MEAT CLEAVER. Clearly.
Dude 1: "That juggalo is really reppin' the Hatchet."
Dude 2: "Too bad he's too stoned to notice it's a meat cleaver, huh?"
Dude 2: "Too bad he's too stoned to notice it's a meat cleaver, huh?"
by Anterrabae March 08, 2009
Posers who usually don't have real problems but try to create them for themselves to seem "hardcore". They use Halloween as an excuse to paint their faces like retards and go have a "bomb" time. Juggalos are usually good people until they decide to become total retards and do drugs and drink just to fit in and make a status for themselves within their group of twisted friends. Juggalos don't have real friends either. They use each other for weed and rides and sometimes alcohol. They don't do anything to make their lives better and hide out behind their "hardcore" music and drug habits. They're too lazy to get jobs but have crazy ambitions that will obviously never come true. Some of them are smart but don't want anyone to know because god forbid you pass school. They claim that it is not a cult or religion, yet they act like they worship "The Hatchet". Juggalos are usually too brainwashed to understand how fucking dumb they really sound when they talk about fatass clowns who rap about weed, pussy, and pubic hair.
by chickensh1thead November 11, 2009
Guy 1: Hey who's that guy in the clown makeup? Oh wait, he's a juggalo, he must have a mental deficiency.
by Rick Thick October 05, 2011
A dirty money hungry dumb cunt that thinks they are cool but the only thing cool about them is when they get hung from trees in front of there house ........ Now who is the next juggalo to die.......
That juggalo is a money hungry fag........ lets hang him and his family............. (family is what they call there friends...... well if they have friends)
by KAJITW November 08, 2011
The art of pathetic mall metal kids and wannabe gangster kids coming together to create a whole new level of abomination; practiced commonly among impressionable young kids who dress like demon clowns, love ICP and brokeNCYDe, and belong in the gas chamber.
"d00d i am a strait up Juggalo man!"
"me 2, im so Juggalo! lets go 2 a ICP concert"
"yea man they r so hardcor!"
"Both of you have just given me diabetes."
"shutup u pussy ass fagot bitch! u dont no wut real music is, fuck u!"
"And you don't know what real spelling/grammar is."
"me 2, im so Juggalo! lets go 2 a ICP concert"
"yea man they r so hardcor!"
"Both of you have just given me diabetes."
"shutup u pussy ass fagot bitch! u dont no wut real music is, fuck u!"
"And you don't know what real spelling/grammar is."
by Mike Whatshisface July 16, 2010