Hot Pocket

the act of lubing your condum with icy-hot then fucking the bitch till she thinks she has gonneria

Joe mommas gotta hot pocket

by Joe Thuggalo February 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

Slang term for vagina.

That girl is so fine I'd stick it in her hot pocket.

by fkdamir September 22, 2013

Hot Pocket

a word (phrase) used to describe the lower pupic region on the female body

many celebrities today are showing off their hot pockets to the media!

by Patrick Norton March 30, 2008

Hot Pocket

A man who usually wears a red hat who is an asshole when the camera is off.

Man, Jordan is a complete, total Hot Pocket

by SWarrantS February 18, 2014

Hot Pocket

When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.

I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.

by Matt S. S. April 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

When you take a crap in a girls vagina.

That hot pocket really burned last night. Did you eat mexican?

by colitisforlife November 7, 2010

Hot Pocket

The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.

Hot pockets?. Yes

by Jacrispe February 23, 2019