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text message break up

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the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007
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GameFAQs Message Boards

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GameFAQs Message Boards- A place filled to the brim with idiot trolls who overuse pathetic jokes/insults during inappropriate times and incompetent moderators who seem to only want to endanger your account. This place is controlled by "Karma," or basically points rewarded to those who use the board. Basically, a place with all internet inconveniences merged into one. Not a fun place. No, not for anyone, even the trolls.
In GameFaqs Message Boards, I posted a topic asking on good tips for making a character guide for Brawl. Before I knew it, the topic turned into an argument over whether the character sucked or not. Apparently, I was allowed to use the character, but only if I thought the character sucked. Another time I asked for links to a place for downloading some Wii applications, and I was told it was illegal activity, then someone else said I wasn't "cool" enough to help. True stories. I'm not making this up.
by The Wise Traveling Clinic April 19, 2010
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The standard sentence that replaces moderated messages on GameFAQs forums. Appears in brackets without anything else in the post. Knowing GameFAQs mods, you'll see it alot.

If you see about five or more in a row, you know shit went down.
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by Lapbunny December 5, 2009
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Text Message Purgatory

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The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.
Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."
by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011
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message man

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Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017
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An interjection made famous by the 1996 movie Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. It's shouted whenever a moral lesson is spelled out just in case somebody didn't get it.
Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
Mailman: Message!
by don_coyote April 4, 2009
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text message fiend

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a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.
High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.
by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006
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