the south 

the south is a place for comfort, a place where everyone gets along. yea, we're pretty racist, but we're racist together. the south has a mutual understanding towards everyone within it. down here we have sweet tea, buttered grits and southern slang. we understand each other more, and so what if we sleep with our cousins? we're all related some where along the line. a majority of us are religious, but there are those who aren't. yea, we argue amongst ourselves, and yea we tend to want to be the opposite of the north. but the rebels love each other and never want to give up. we say y'all and laugh our hearts out. we put the craziest members of our families on the front porch and invite everyone else over for tea. we tolerate each other and our kids know how to go barefoot. we hunt deer, quail, turkey and the like and always know how to clean it. we may not be in big cities, but country air is a heck of a lot better than the smog in a big city. down here, everyone's heart is always blessed, everyone drink some kind of liquor and aren't ashamed of it. down here, we know how to work in the hot sun and we know what it's like to not have enough. the south has had it hard in the past and it is having it even worse nowadays. no one will ever stop making the south the south because we all love each other more than anyone in the world. yea, we have our arguments, but all of us in georgia, alabama, mississippi, louisiana and texas, we love no one more than our friends and families.

the south is just hospitality

the south by the dairy queen December 21, 2009

The South 

A racist behind the times place to live. The people are probably slow and hateful to the extreme heat. Also a place that still raises the confederate flag but claims its "heritage not hate"

If you wanna dumb hick in your life just visit the south

The South by The Bad Q August 26, 2006

The South 

As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.

The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.

The South by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

The south pole 

The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.

She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!

The south pole by Balls12022 January 20, 2022

The South Dakota Shuck 

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

The South Dakota Shuck by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

The South American Sodomizer 

A South-American man who walks around having anal sex with every person he sees.

Did you see The South American Sodomizer in the newspaper?

Yeah! I sure wouldn't want him to sodomize me!

The South American Sodomizer by MatandLia March 6, 2011

the south will rise again 

A rallying cry used by Confederacy enthusiasts who believe the southern United States is superior. Often, those who use this phrase believe the American Civil War was "about States' rights, not slavery". In fact, the Constitution of the Confederacy was nearly word-for-word identical to the US Constitution, but actually *restricted* States' rights by requiring every State to be a slave State.

Furthermore, there was no "Southern identity" in the United States until abolition became a major political issue, and rebel states saw slavery as more a matter of property rights, not State's rights. The States' rights issue was invented by modern Southern apologists; no real historian takes it seriously.

In short, this is a slogan for southerners who believe they should "take pride in their heritage" even though their heritage includes a legacy of horrifying behavior.

My buddy Jeb told me it's not racist to say "the south will rise again", but I know better.

the south will rise again by Visualone December 9, 2009