linemen

The only players that really impact the game while the "skilled" pussies get all the credit and have all the fun.

If the offensive linemen open holes, paraplegics can wheel through them. If the defensive linemen shut holes down, quadraplegic can make tackles.


Only exception are defensive backs which I have respect for.

by Kim Little October 31, 2004

Anal linesman

The snooty girl who will let you stick it in her ass but as soon as things start getting fun she blows the whistle and cuts the play short.

I was banging Michelle in her ass yesterday and she went all anal linesman on me before I was done!!! What a bitch!!

by Justin J Bombs July 8, 2011

Loneman

usually a drifter, or a man who seeks to be alone. Prefers to work by oneself. Sometimes seen as either the main protagonist or as the antagonist in a story. Usually has higher senses, alertness, ability or capabilities.

Clint Eastwood's loneman character in High Plains Drifter (1973).

by Tegbold November 10, 2008

linesman

A small, insignificant excuse for a football referee who runs up and down the line making Hitler style salutes whenever a player is deemed to be in breach of the mystical offside rule.

The linesman has flagged for offside
That linesman is Goddam useless

by Ferg February 4, 2004

lingman

a type of hippie that smokes a lot of weed and does a lot of shrooms
usually has a horrible stench becuase of the time spent in the trees

That man is such a LINGMAN

taht was a lingyy move

by peter cunts June 14, 2008

Linneman

A boss nigga who got the biggest dick.

Girl: DAAAAMN he a Linneman

by xX_YoUr_MoM_pLaYiNaToR_Xx October 1, 2016

linemen appreciation week

The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches

Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while

by XxX_God_XxX April 24, 2019