pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

pinch off a loaf by Metso June 26, 2008

pitch a loaf 

to take a big crap

Man after that McDonalds I need to pitch a loaf

pitch a loaf by GP February 3, 2004

Pitch A Loaf 

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

Pitch A Loaf by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

pitch a mega-loaf 

To take a crap of immense length or girth.

Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!

pitch a mega-loaf by bogotabro June 18, 2006