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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Peepin' Bush

When a guy/girl's bush is so big it be peepin' out the top of their pants.
Guy 1: "Yo man, did you see the peepin' bush on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she caught a glimpse of mine."
by Datweirddude December 13, 2017
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so bush

That haircut is so bush
by Gur September 4, 2017
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George Bush Bubble Bath

Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush
Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!
by Chairproblemtothemax April 28, 2021
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Fucked in a bush

When a person looks messing and musty you tell them “you looked like you were fucked in bush” to let them know how nasty they look.
Ur friend: *walks up with mascara smudge, hair frizzy and out of place*
You: “you liked like you got fucked in a bush
by anonymous November 18, 2022
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parmesean bush

When one's public hair contains contaminants, be it lice, dandruff, etc, that resemble parmesean cheese.
"Why is that guy always scratching his nuts?"
"He's got a bad case of parmesean bush."
by MustacheWarrior666 April 24, 2016
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Tidy bush

When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off
Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”

Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”
by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024
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