a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.
by awkwardgirly April 07, 2016
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by Tacolover26283 November 08, 2019
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015