Ice cream

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

by anonymous April 22, 2024

Cherry Cream Pie

When you cum in a female a lot and then put a cherry in her vagina, then yell “CHERRY BOMB!”

I gave Julie a Cherry Cream Pie last night.

by Jsuwwhwh March 22, 2021

Forbidden Cream

When you can't ejacullate so you beat your meat until your precum turns into foam.

I masturbated when I wasn't horny so I ended up forbidden creaming.

by Mydickisaslongasthealphabet December 3, 2019

queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 2, 2019

Cream Boi

a boi that is so creamy you just look at him and you start feeling the taste of cream in yo moutherfucking mouth.
Also he had a shed in his momma's house as a kid so he's creamy
And also a boi.

Ay Cream Boi are you able to sit on this moderately comfortable chair we have for you or do you need a special chair for your delicate tush?

by hookaboi654 April 24, 2023

boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole

a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.

by BrafZachland May 13, 2016