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Brown baby

The product of sexual relations between a black and a white person. An extremely common occurrence on council estates throughout the UK, in particular London. Young white ladies of such areas believe the young black men to be more desirable than the local white men because they are able to string two words together and are more adept at lying to get their way into the young lady's underwear. The women are flattered by such falsehoods as "You're beautiful, innit?" and also believe the urban myth that all black men have massive appendages.
The white man/black woman phenomenon does occur but is much less frequent.
"Aaah, look at Delroy and Nick's lovely brown baby"
by Eihab May 11, 2004
mugGet the Brown babymug.

Tar baby

1) A black man. see coon, nigger, etc etc

2) A road cyclist because they can't ride anywhere but on the tar-seal without needing a different bike.

3) A booby trap: shaped like a baby but made of tar.
1)ship that tar baby back

2) Stupid tar babies on their pricey road-only bicycles

3) I'm stuck to this tar baby
by Alejandro Paul's son April 17, 2009
mugGet the Tar babymug.

baby girl

Usually written on a shirt worn by huge black girls who want to feel better about themselves. These shirts are usually sold in mall kiosks by people who are too fucking lazy to get a real job.
"Your fat stomach is popping out from under your baby girl shirt."
by GoBrando January 14, 2007
mugGet the baby girlmug.

Lady Baby

A woman at least in her 20's, who lives at home. She whines and cries to have her way. Daddy still pays her phone bill because she does not work. Also she is known to not have many friends as she plays World of Warcraft all day long. She is most likely on the plump side as well, and guaranteed she is a virgin. In addition to being useless and boring she thinks she can call all the shots.
It's time to wean the "lady baby" off the tit and get her out into the real world.
by Demonia January 2, 2012
mugGet the Lady Babymug.

burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.
Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."
by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006
mugGet the burping the babymug.

Baby Glue

A sticky substance that generates from the testes. aka pearl jam, man mayo, and sperm.
Woman: What are flavored condoms for?
Man: So bitches like you dont have to gargle baby glue.
by Kiki Swallows December 9, 2008
mugGet the Baby Gluemug.

Baby Arm

A tiny, abnormally shaped arm. An arm so small that it looks like an army of a baby.

Wolves tend to eat baby arms.

Juria has a baby arm
OH HEY GUYS I HAVE A BABY ARM
NO ONE LIKES IT
by An_internet_guy October 26, 2011
mugGet the Baby Armmug.

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