New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017

ur family vacation anal penetration

This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.

Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.

by Dropped My Idiot November 9, 2019

Spider anal

When you put baby spiders in a tube and shove that tube up someone's asshole and open the tube in someone's ass.

You like spider anal don't you?

by Toxic._.kate April 23, 2015

What in the anal sexual intercourse

Another way to say what the fuck to your friends.

What in the anal sexual intercourse is going on here?!

by Supergoobert December 10, 2018

chu's got anal crabs

you have crabs of the anal/rectal region (usally accompanied with telling the person 'chu's got anal crabs' in a high voice - noramally accompanied with a push)

ed agg/sam lonsdale's anal crabs

by sam lonsdale March 31, 2003

Amazon and anal

Like Netflix and chill, but when your girl is shopping online while you fuck

Girl: Amazon and Anal?
Dude: Sure, I'll get the laptop you get the condoms

by TheCantoneseAsian April 4, 2016

creamy anal

See mud butt definition #2. (pun intended)

It's gonna suck walking around with this creamy anal all day, I should've wiped better!

by Schmoot October 28, 2005