Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.

Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.

by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023

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Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.

Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

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Snap Rat

A Snap Rat is a person whose only form of communication is Snapchat.

Yo, did you talk to Mable yet?
Nah. I heard she's a Snap Rat. Not really into that.

by Diabetesman May 25, 2020

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Rat Cunt

A scraggly, ass nasty motherfucker from the other side of the numbers that usually has gross ass spiky rat hair, big ears and a long rat face (Not limited to gender or race).

Person 1: Yo, that girl over there is hot as hell.
Person 2: HELL NAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAT CUNT!!!

by Scruncheous September 15, 2023

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