Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 02, 2011

Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.

I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.

by JustyWayne August 20, 2015

awko taco

awkward, but said in a goofy little phrase

Ex: Brady found it awko taco when he noticed his ex power walking towards him, so he took out his phone and turned in the other direction.

by idkbrothisisurbandictionary March 09, 2022

taco eating fucker

Some one tht loves tacos but don't want to admit it

That Mexican is a taco eating fucker

by Mexicans for lif3 December 04, 2017

Surf Taco

the place where you go to have anal sex in a body of water ( pool, shower, etc.).

" I went to a pool party last night and then I totally went to Surf Taco! "

by youknowmebutyoudont February 17, 2012

Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

taco phone

Nickname given to the Nokia N-GAGE smartphone, commenting on its shape very similar to a taco's. The term is sometimes used to refer to phones in a similar format, like the Nokia 5510, 3300 and 3300b

Is that a taco phone? That thing looks ridiculous!
Does the taco phone still work?
Can you call on the taco phone?

by Leo the almighty idiot December 27, 2023