When a male ejaculates in his partner and fills them with semen. A third person then licks the orifice clean.
by C's Class May 30, 2017
Get the in and out piemug. Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020
Get the walnut piemug. A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
Get the Elk Nipple Piemug. by jeonghannie January 20, 2024
Get the butter piemug. 
Get the pookie-piemug. Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care piemug. by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018
Get the Crofter’s piemug.