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pussy-whipped

1. The act of ditching your friends for a girl that you think you can get some pussy out of.

2. Letting a so-called pussy, otherwise your girlfriend(s) or booty-call(s), control you enough to where you basically become their slave and you can't stand life without them.

3. The equivilant of an alcoholic but with pussy or something in that general sense.
Guy 1 "God that queer is so pussy-whipped!"
Guy 2 "Ya I know I can't believe he's ditching us for the bitch with pussy-teeth"
Pussy-Whippee "I can still here you bastards and at least I'm getting some. So there, who's the queer now?"
by Suko_Carl December 28, 2005
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Japanese Pussy

The tightest pussy avaible in our world
Dude, Sakuras Japanese Pussy is so tight! My cock barely went in!
by Takara.. August 20, 2008
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pizza pussy

Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
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pussy laser

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.
She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!
by muthaf January 27, 2009
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ebola pussy

NASTY ASS NIGGA TRYNA HIT THAT EBOLA PUSSY ... SMH
by bad bitch10 October 22, 2014
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College Pussy

a college student who does not get completely obliterated when he drinks and doesn't take every opportunity given to him to go out or drink.
Bob: Why you being such a college pussy its Friday night you should be drinking.
Frank: I have to do my homework.

True Life im a college pussy.
by Johnny Hammer 69 February 28, 2011
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Schrödinger’s Pussy

Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.

Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.

Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.

Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.

In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.

Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.

Happy dating experience young dudes!

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I love surprises so gonna get me some Schrödinger’s Pussy tonight
by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
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