nut bumper

a homo-sexual's chin

" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"

by THE 69 OMEN August 17, 2008

Blast Nuts

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.

When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"

by NewkNutz April 21, 2014

safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

by UstinJ June 14, 2014

Nut Riders

n. Extremely skinny jeans. Look good, hurt bad.

Me:"Wore em' once, but they're seriously a pair o' Nut Riders!"

by BAGHEAD December 29, 2008

nut-buttered

when someone puts their hand down their pants then smacks someone

(this term originated from SW Pennsylvania)

your mom:why did you hit me?
Me: ha ha you just got nut-buttered!!!

by icanread-dog July 30, 2008

Flubber Nut

The act of cumming so much that it forms a slime like texture.

Hey you heard about them new flubber nut Cheerios?

by Demoman9 May 28, 2018

Nutted up

Nutted up

I just found out I am going to be an uncle, my bro nutted up his girlfriend.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019