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Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.
So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.
by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013
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smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
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Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
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Monkey Pincher

Someone who is better than a monkey puncher and wins at all contest.
That monkey pincher is always winning sxephil's contest!
by Buttface65436 August 4, 2011
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monkey rumbler

oi barlow do u like monkeys ?

ye y

do u like vibrators up ur arse ?

yep definately

well ur a monkey rumbler :P

wats that ?

its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey
by cruntybadger June 16, 2011
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backporch monkey

a sexual term used to describe the connections of hair between the males pubic hair and the womans ass hair when doing it in the ass.
the backporch monkey looks like a chimpanzee
by SEX_MONKEY_57 August 23, 2011
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clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing
by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018
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