So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.
by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013
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Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
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A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
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ye y
do u like vibrators up ur arse ?
yep definately
well ur a monkey rumbler :P
wats that ?
its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey
ye y
do u like vibrators up ur arse ?
yep definately
well ur a monkey rumbler :P
wats that ?
its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey
by cruntybadger June 16, 2011
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