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Get the Nipple Monkey mug.Local Harrogate slang for terraced houses, generally in reference to the houses between Prospect Lane and Stonefall Mews. The term is in reference to how hotel owners hired large amounts of people from Hartlepool to work in the hotels, and those houses were built to accommodate for them, and how people from Hartlepool are referred to as Monkey Hangers.
by Issan_Sumisu September 23, 2020
Get the monkey jungle mug.Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.
by orc chops August 2, 2013
Get the Sponge Monkey mug.So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.
by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013
Get the Monkey Slipper mug.Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
Get the smack monkey mug.A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
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