Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.
Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.
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I knew Michael love's black cock I saw him taking several big black cocks all the way down his throat and I could tell you that he was such a good little white sissy pantyboi
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Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.
Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!
by You're anus January 7, 2019
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Michael Truong

A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.
Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.
by nikito July 21, 2018
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Michaeled

When you're about to win but fail at the last possible second.

Michael, Michaeling, Michaeler
I really michaeled that boss fight.
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Michael

Michael, an individual of exceptional physical features, exudes an undeniable allure and charm, particularly due to his strikingly attractive appearance and mesmerizing eyes. His eyes, in particular, possess a captivating aura that is simply irresistible to behold and one cannot help but admire their beauty and depth.

Furthermore, Michael's well-chiselled and muscular frame perfectly complements his jawline, which is of such impressive size and structure that it can be classified as a "gigachad" feature. The amalgamation of these physical attributes presents Michael as a remarkable and captivating individual, who possesses both striking good looks and a charismatic personality. It is not surprising that many are drawn to his magnetic aura, and he is sure to leave a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of encountering him.
Michael is hot when he is hot
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