Dirty Dalmation

When you get a really hot pale women, a white man and a black man and they fuck her in the ass and vagina!

Mike:Hey me and a black dude gave this chick a dirty dalmation last tuesday.

William: OMG i wish i was you.... or the black guy!

by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

dirty titties

a superlative/oxymoron meaning awesome, the greatest, or downright amazing

adj. - thats dirty titties!

acronym - DFT's = drity fuckin titties

in a sentence: that party last night was dirty titties.

by mike,cj,luke,tre November 7, 2009

Dirty Schatzki

to fuck a girl you just met without a condom and cum in her pussy, not worrying about catching an STD or getting her pregnant because you completely do not give a fuck

That dude told me that he pulled a Dirty Schatzki on some bitch he met at the club last night.

by Cali Conquistador December 6, 2009

Dirty Malay

The act in which:

1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth

6: Repeat, roles reversed.

Person 1: "Dude, what did we do last night? Damn, I need a bath!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"

by Dirty Malay January 2, 2011

dirty reese's

the sexual act of placing peanut butter in the anus, then being penetrated and removing the anus butter through the act of blumpkin

Lexis made sure to buy some jiffy so i could lay that dirty reese's on her last night

by georguis May 22, 2011

Dirty Toos

When a chick is giving you head, you gag her so hard that she throws up, and you use the vomit as lubrication to have sex with her.

Paul took his coworker out for drinks one night. Before long, she was drunk & she started giving him head. He was too much for her to handle so she threw up on him, and as payback, he gave her the Dirty Toos.

by AndreaMarie July 30, 2008

dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.

man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!

by steve jobbs September 22, 2008