Bear paw

A vagina that's twice as wide as a camel toe and moose knuckle combined. Yuck!!!

Oh my god look at the size of that bear paw! That's nasty bro!

by Giovanni 27 March 17, 2016

Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

I feel like there’s bears

A phrase used to describe a situation that is potentially dangerous and warrants caution

Homie 1: “Why don’t you just take the alley? It’s faster.”

Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”

by Bushdid69420 January 31, 2025

deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....

This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.

by laslo December 7, 2012

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021

silly silly la la bear

someone who is so hot and amazinf and funky

Youre such a silly silly la la bear

by asillygoofymood May 5, 2022

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018