Carnivore Bananas

The best song I’m existence.
Written by Dennis and Ethan, this song consists of a variation structure (a1 a2 a1 a3) and is one of the most important lives of music in modern history.
Some critics say it’s is even more monumental than “W.A.P” although some disagree, and say that it goes far further than that.
It is about a dystopian future when bananas rule the world and use humans as slaves. They have taken the humans’ feet, chicken, and even their soup.
It is a very sad tale, and even the uprising at the end failed, as the bananas already knew about their plans with the neucs….
Carnivore bananas, they be eating up your soup
by Polyethane November 04, 2021
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cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy
Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!
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Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.
Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.
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Banana darts

A game of darts where players aim at the board next to the one they’re standing at. Creating a banana like curve and skilled execution. Invented in Rolling Prairie, Indiana.
The game required two side-by-side dart boards because they were playing banana darts.
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banana poop

a very long poop that comes out of your bum, usually it burns
“omg she just pooped out a long thick banana poop!”
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banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 05, 2022
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