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Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018
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anal werewolf

A person who is obsesssed with anal sex
by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022
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Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 2, 2020
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🗣️ Term: Anal Growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
Was that a dog barking in your pocket or was that an anal growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
by Dale Voyles July 31, 2025
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American Anal

When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021
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Anal

This is the backwards name of pornstar Lana Rhoades. She has a fat ass.
Give me that anal lana onhhhhhh
by You dumb bitch June 18, 2021
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anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.
"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"
by DMeaner February 20, 2024
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