May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers

Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank

by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022

May 10

The best day to be born on. If you are, you are loved and special and a massive chance that you'll work at Hooters or Femboy Hooters <3

Guy one: Ryan is born on May 10
Guy Two: He's gonna work at hooters then

by GayPerson1010 October 13, 2021

May 20th

It’s the most gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl Aishling Mae’s birthday on that day!

person: “omg do you know that gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl there???”

other person: “no why?”

person: “that’s Aishling Mae, it’s her birthday on May 20th”

other person: “woah that’s so hot” 😩😩😩

by anghealach May 23, 2021

Jasmine mai rob

Such a hot lesbian with big bum 💯💯💯💯 never cuts her finger on glass 😇😇💕🤗😔😳😔😸😆💕💕💕 so cute and very halal superbuial poggurs

Ur such a Deborah Olaleye and Jasmine mai rob

by So coolxivivijejajc February 4, 2022

May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

may 31, 2021

NATIONAL PHILLIPA SOO DAY!!!! the day where we celebrate our A M A Z I N G precious cinnamon roll

may 31, 2021 pippa soo

by helmet January 9, 2021

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023