walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020
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American Pieing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pie, followed by being caught by your father who may or may not be Eugene Levy
“I was American Pieing on the weekend, It was very messy”

“What circular fruit or meat filled pastry is best fit for American Pieing”
by Itzbailz November 17, 2024
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Pie boy

Pie boy is a boy or man who is still attached to his mother's apron strings.
Jimmy jack let his girlfriend fuck some dude so he's a pie boy.
by Jack Jareco May 30, 2023
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Pie boy

A guy who eats a creampie out of any orifice.
‘Hey girl, lemme be your pie boy and lick that cream pie out of your pussy’
by drbigBoobs April 11, 2023
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Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....
''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."
by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022
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red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation
Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015
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Pie-faced BUFFOON

insult for a buffoon (idiot) who is pie-faced.
He is a pie-faced buffoon because he stole my yogurt. "You pie-face buffoon!"
by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020
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