A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022
Get the Un-cracked Eggmug. by TacoBeLļ April 4, 2025
Get the Crackmug. A person whos mother did large amounts of crack when she was pregnant and as a result thwy have a crack addiction
by RealDude123 June 4, 2015
Get the Crack Babymug. “How was the date last night with Tiffany?”
“Awful bro. She ordered the most expensive shit on the menu and asked me to drop her off at home after.”
“You spent all that money on that girl and you didn’t even get to crack?”
“I know bro. I wish I cracked her. She’s hot but loves to waste time and lead guys on.”
“Awful bro. She ordered the most expensive shit on the menu and asked me to drop her off at home after.”
“You spent all that money on that girl and you didn’t even get to crack?”
“I know bro. I wish I cracked her. She’s hot but loves to waste time and lead guys on.”
by Rawislaw69 April 13, 2025
Get the Crackmug. by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018
Get the jack crackmug. Crack of the highest quality as it is made with high heat cocaine.
The highest grade crack as it is cooked with highest grade cocaine
The highest grade crack as it is cooked with highest grade cocaine
by ThatDrugDoc January 6, 2025
Get the High heat crackmug. A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.
Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.
Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.
Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.
Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.
Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.
Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019
Get the Degenerate crackmug.