a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

A TV show on MTV where 6 people 18-24 are chosen to live together in a RV and performe hard missions in order to obtain prizes. If a mission is failed they will have consiquences.
by whatsupman July 15, 2003

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

by CanACrackerGetSomeEggs December 28, 2023
