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Douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017
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Douche Child

He is such a douche child !
by KayChas January 22, 2019
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Douche

Someone who acts like an asshole.
Ben is a real douche.
by Sexy6921 April 17, 2015
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Douche nap

1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
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douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
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Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
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douche

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012
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