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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Peepin' Bush

When a guy/girl's bush is so big it be peepin' out the top of their pants.
Guy 1: "Yo man, did you see the peepin' bush on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she caught a glimpse of mine."
by Datweirddude December 13, 2017
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George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.
George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy
by Knmagor June 15, 2024
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Dirty Bush Rapids

Owned by the dirty men. at the gift shop, they sell Mustache hats ;D
Girl: Mom, can we go back to dirty bush rapids in the summer?

Mom: okay!
by Luca, Al and LC. June 18, 2011
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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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bush wee

When your stuck on the side of the road. And in need to see. So you find the nicest bush and squat.
by Birdi was here. January 20, 2021
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George Bush

by Poopyfunny September 29, 2019
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