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Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024
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flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024
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dick rider

Someone who unconditionally defends or glazes someone they like. Someone who dick rides.
John: have you seen Joe's post about lebron, he is a total dick rider!
by father troll July 5, 2024
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Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection
Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024
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Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...
Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Mc Ride

a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks
"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"
by ivyrawrxd63 August 4, 2024
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Kawasaki riders

Kawasaki riders are non faggots, unlike gsxrs, Harley Davidson, and any other Suzuki's.
by ace_.night_ridesx August 12, 2024
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