Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.
by anonymous February 19, 2024

The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.
Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
by Pasty119 March 24, 2017

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.
"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"
"No, what is that?"
by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

by Black picasso July 30, 2020

by anonymous April 17, 2024

The best boyfriend you could ever have.
Michael is the love of my life.
by LockyDaBoy September 11, 2022
