Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

May

May is a sweet and loveable girl that does not like to hurt others feeling by hack or emotions, she is also a type of romance lover such a gf material ;) A May would be a girl to love being feeled special because most of the time she gets fake love because of her beauty, SO MAKE HER FEEL LOVED FOR REAL! She would be a hot chick and the guy dating her would be hella of a one lucky guy ;) treat her well.

"May"

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021

Mays

She is kind and gets too attached to people but once you lose her trust me it’s your loss
She loves going out and she’s a hard worker and loves to care for people and makes everyone around her smile she’s unforgettable and memories with her will last forever

Once you meet her you won’t meet someone like her again

Mays

by madmoizelle November 23, 2021

13 may

people born on this date are baf bitch who need love and attention because they are single

what date is today?

it is 13 May

oh it's my friend's birthday. I need to go say hello her

by uuuwahwhatahottie November 24, 2021

11th may

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking legend, you’re kind, beautiful, smart, hot and all that. never forget that

someone: omg that girl over there is so cool why?
me: she’s born on the 11th may that’s why
someone: okay then i understand

by idontlikeyouhusysojunoj November 24, 2021

frenzy may

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen. very understanding and caring. she appreciates all the little things. loves dog and her favorite breed is husky. loves the color yellow. she likes takoyaki so much and is inlove with the sea. a cutie and a very pure person. she deserves all the love in this world. her favorite day of all days is wednesday. she loves sunflower so much and she is my sunshine. loves pmp of jollibee. a sleepyhead. lastly, she's my home.

frenzy may is raine's one and only.

by potpotpogi November 24, 2021

Charlie-Mai

If not the most beautiful then one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. She has the most amazing personality. A truly unique human being. She may tend to believe she doesn’t have many true friends, but little does she know how many people admire, care for, and think about her. She is caring, compassionate, understanding, and one of the most selfless people. You would be so lucky to know Charlie-Mai, and if you are privileged enough to be able to, you will thank your lucky stars ever single day. Charlie-Mai is an absolute angel.

"Have you ever met Charlie-Mai?"
"No"
"You will wish you had met one sooner"

by AnnaGrace0192 November 23, 2021