J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 07, 2014

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Madeline J

An Amazing person with a golden Heart. Also known as Mad Mad or Maddie (my personal favorite), she is absolutely stunning, and I'm not sure she knows how much she is but she's really gorgeous fr. She has a great personality and being around her is so beneficent. She is extremely gentle and caring, which are the best quality in a person. If she's your best friend, let me tell you that you're are blessed and you should never let her go. Also, she has great taste in music, and her makeups are absolutely incredible !!! Like so pretty, she's so talented !

Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.

My best friend is Madeline J, i love her

by nam_on April 12, 2022

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Little J-Hole

One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…

WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM

Yo!
Let’s do shots - pass the Jose Cuervo… Nah
Little J-Hole is a twat and won’t do any

by JohnnyBrazzer January 05, 2024

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J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.

Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."

by PLMMJ January 17, 2024

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