by Blessed23 September 9, 2022
Get the DEATHmug. 
When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
Get the Death in Absentiamug. "Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025
Get the Internet Death Sentencemug. The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021
Get the Florida ring of deathmug. I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.
by Texas Thompkins November 1, 2019
Get the Death Cookiemug. Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.
Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.
Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...
Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.
Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.
Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.
Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...
Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.
Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.
After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.
by startPNW99 September 11, 2022
Get the death coachmug.